Some of what you need to know about rhubarb but didn’t think to ask

Posted by James Eisenstein on 05/10, 2017 at 11:44 AM

For starters, Mrs. Wikipedia says rhubarb (known as Rheum rhabarbarum by fine chefs everywhere) belongs to the Polygonacae family, is a perennial, grows from rhizomes, while officially herbaceous is considered a fruit, and is tart.
Like everything growing on Jade Family farm, rhubarb has an uncanny ability to invite weeds to come join it, which they do in great number and proceed to steal its nutrients and crowd it out.  This can be seen by this view of our main rhubarb patch before yours truly, the unpaid field hand, obeyed field commander John to fix it.  If you look closely, you will see the tall stalks of the dreaded poke weed.

Main rhubarb patch in March before weeding
It especially likes to grow right next to the crowns of rhubarb plants. They are great fun to dig out, and a source of joy when they grow back from the remnants of the roots you don’t dig out. 

After several minutes, I removed the weeds, including Mr. Pokey, and hoed the whole bed with almost no effort. That’s because Field Commander convinced my grandson Matthew to do it for me. Readers with keen eyesight and a better memory than mine can compare the nearly finished bed a couple of weeks later with the first picture.

Main patch after weeding in early April

Matthew also applied an organic fertilizer (rhubarb, like 18 year old Matthew, is a heavy feeder). We aren’t quite finished because we still need to mulch it heavily if we can find mulch that isn’t full of weed seed (no luck so far). Mulching does seem to slow weeds’ reappearance, but not for long enough.
With a little luck and some rain, the plants pictured above will grow so the stalks are about 18 inches long. We remove the stalks by inserting a thumb and wiggling to release it (till you sprain your thumb), cut off the leaves (toxic to humans), weigh and bunch them, and take them to market.

People seem to like it, so we planted another big patch last spring, some of it in black ground cover designed to thwart the weeds. It didn’t turn out so well. About half didn’t make it, and the weeds knew it. So the next task was to rescue the plants that survived from where we ran out of ground cover and transplant them into the ground cover where a plant died. This involves find a surviving rhubarb plant, digging it up, and transplanting it into the empty spot. This makes perfect business sense as long as the chap doing this work isn’t paid. 

The pictures below document the process, but fail to capture the tired muscles that result.

Preparing to replace dead plant

Surviving rhubarb in weedy patch

Rhubarb ready to transplant

So the next time you pick up a bunch of rhubarb, hopefully produced by one of our fine local sustainable growers at a local farmers market, you’ll have some idea of what goes into growing it.

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